Check all that apply: I adore the LCG site. It sent chills up my spine. ♥ The LCG site ranks among the best of all the sites I've visited this year. Gee whiz, webmaster, if only my pages looked as good as those here on the LCG site. Let me be frank: I am appalled and disgusted by this site.
Choose the one thing you love best about my pages: That gorgeous picture of your cat. All those moving poems about your children. The inspiring recap of your suburban childhood. The recounting of all the Yankee games you've been to over the years. The detailed list of all your Elvis memorabilia. Uh, hey . . I didn't see those things! Did I miss some pages?
Imagine this site as a book, a video, or a CD. Select the number of copies you think it would sell: Million copy bestseller for sure! 250,000+ (would be on Oprah's club list) Thousands (an under-appreciated classic) Very few: not banal enough for today's public Not many: it would end-up i n the 99¢ bin None: there's no mention of J-Lo, Tom Cruise, or even Jessica Simpson! Sell? Did you say SELL? Surely you jest!
How do you think I could improve my site? Couldn't be better More about the meaning of life More Elvis stuff That's Elvis Presley, not Costello Pay a pro to redo the whole thing Take the HTML class again and start from scratch
Feel free to type more praise, prose, predictions,movie reviews, gift offers, etc. below: Dear Dean: this year the Yankees wlll win the World series. Of this I am certain.